Blast from the Past- Got no Range? Then You Got No Balls. May 4th, 2008
Wolf Range
Fishing got canceled today, so I got the stove in! I spent most of the day undoing the disassembling job I did in Cali on this bad boy. Oh, for you who don’t know I found this stove in Fresno at a used equipment shop. The folks up here were pricing them out at $7-8000 dollars. Sheeeeeit. $2000 out the door, 7 year old Wolf range but with all new innards. Of course my poor bastard boss had to drive it up here, but, long story short (should you say that if your are writing a blog? Shouldn’t you just tell the story?) he was driving up any way. You just can’t be a man without a stove. Hot plates don’t make it, you need 200,000 BTU of Flaming Fury to get it done. And don’t give me shit about campfire cooking and how manly that is. Fucking Girls Scouts can set a hot dog on fire. I’m still on the fence about grilling. I mean, sure it’s all manly and shit, but once again, any asshole can commit Felony Food Arson in the first degree. If you can’t saute, then you ain’t shit. Saucier Represent.
We’ll be fishing tomorrow. I’ll post a report as well as info on the deal with the fucking DEVIL my boss and I had to make to get it done.
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- Flat top of fury!!
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- Six burners of death!
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- Wolf Range
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- Twin ovens. Oooooo yeah…
April 5, 2009 at 8:00 PM
I lust for your equipment
The stove too. I’m in a goofy mood this am. Anyway happy passover. I am currently celebrating all holidays, religious or otherwise because some dumb TV add said you only have about 25000 sunrisings in your life (It’s about 68.9 yrs ;yes I can do math.) Continuing the math problem using my age, I’m under a 1000 sunrises so now I’m on a tear to spread all joy to everyone….Is it time for the Klonopin again??? Have a good one and everybody send me trival….I live for trival…